Mischa Barton might be Hollywood’s greatest enigma. At one time beautiful, talented, world at her fingertips and ready to shoot to the top, Mischa has fallen on hard times in recent years, becoming less beautiful, less talented, and less world at her fingertipped. Thankfully, she’s got a closet full of fashion finds to keep her face in the paper! Wait. A. Minute. What on Earth does she have covering her bathing suit areas on her... 

This is a Recap of Top Chef D.C. (Season 7), Episode 7, entitled “Power Lunch” , originally airing July 28, 2010. It is full of Spoilers Galore, by which I mean the James Bond Villain who spoils things by having sex with them a lot. Before we get into this week’s episode, let’s take a moment of B-Roll to honor the brave men and women who gave their lives defending our right to have cable reality cooking competitions:... 

Here’s Woody Harrelson playing basketball with Justin Timberlake on the set of their new movie, Friends With Benefits . Looks to me like this movie is just a remake of the Woody Harrelson / Wesley Snipes basketball classic, Money Train . Woody’s character in that movie played basketball when he wasn’t robbing money trains. More pics below of JT bringing BASKETBALL back! That’s what I would’ve typed if this were... 

Celebrities are a revered group of people whom we regard as living Gods. But, in the immortal words of our most revered celebrity, Martin Lawrence , “some of you don’t wash your ass.” Here are the 30 Most Unwashed Celebs. 30 COURTNEY LOVE 29 DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER 28 MICHAEL PITT 27 BRITNEY SPEARS 26 KATE MOSS 25 MICKEY ROURKE 24 PETE DOHERTY 23 MISCHA BARTON 22 JONAH HILL 21 SAM RONSON 20 BRAD PITT 19 TAYLOR MOMSEN 18 ADAM... 

Snoop Dogg and Sea Lionn hung out at San Diego Sea World this past weekend. I was minutes away and missed this photo happening because of Comic-Con. This officially becomes my life’s biggest regret, besides the time I had that sea lion abortion. ( Getty Images )  Read More →

This is a recap for the Season 4 premiere of Mad Men starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, January Jones , and a bunch of other people whom you can learn about here. If you have not seen the episode then, yeah, this will probably spoil something for you, idiot. Enjoy! BEST CAMEO Bart Simpson. Trapped in Bert Cooper’s Blazer. BEST FIGHT OVER CANNED MEAT The Ladies Fighting Over Ham. You have to admit, Peggy’s idea... 

Whether it’s been Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia or Patton Oswalt vs. The Yale Valedictorian Who Plagiarized Him , we here at Best Week Ever have always paid close to the dirty world of joke theft. And now, none other than John Mayer is accusing one Rainn Wilson , the not-so-popular-choice to be the next head of The …  Read More →

The word “nerd” means something much, much more extreme when it’s uttered within the walls of Comic-Con. In casual conversation, we may refer to ourselves as “nerds” simply because we’ve seen the Star Wars films dozens of times, or because we eagerly anticipate upcoming superhero films, but at Comic-Con, nerdery reaches heights that are so extreme, so specific, and so impressively arcane, Comic-Con nerds deserve... 

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Security Guard: Sir, I’m sorry, you can’t be here, your cart is too big and people are trying to get autographs. Dragon Cart Guy: I checked with the people in the front and they said it was fine! Security Guard: I don’t know what to tell you, but you’re gonna have to get that thing out of here, it’s too big. Dragon Cart Guy: I’m handicapped! Security Guard: Yeah but your dragon isn’t handicapped. [Continued... 

Many years ago, I had an idea for a show called “The Meal World.” It would be exactly like MTV’s “The Real World,” arguably the first reality show ever featuring 7 strangers picked to live in a house to have their lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being politeand start getting real. Only it would be 7 morbidly obese people. Hooking up. Getting into fights. Eating. “The Meal World.&#…  Read More →

If you’re like me and a gazillion other people (sheep, sheep! All of us!) you’ve read Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and most likely the two other sequels. Maybe you’ve also seen the Swedish movie. Inteeennnnse am I right? Maybe you’re also aware that Hollywood is going to go ahead and make its own version for people who can’t read subtitles or speak Swedish. David Fincher is set to direct. Daniel Craig may play the... 

This week, Handsomest Actor in the World© Peter Gallagher stooped down to our mortal level and joined Twitter . This is big news in the world of the Internet, but even bigger news for giant, sexually aggressive eyebrows. So to celebrate Mr. Gallagher’s decision to become one of us, BestWeekEver.tv would like to get a little highbrow on you with this: The 20 Most Luscious Celebrity Eyebrows . Brows this list and let us know if we missed... 

OK, fine, that’s just Macy Gray getting into a car and blowing the hundreds of thousands of people waiting for her a kiss. But don’t even front that she’s not the spitting image of this: Ray Shmay, this man deserves every Oscar every molded.  Read More →

Alcoholics all over the world, unite: Yes We Candwich! Yes, someone’s finally done it. They’ve gone ahead and put a damn sandwich in a can. And called it a Candwich . This is exactly the kind of thing that looks nasty as hell when you’re sober, but when it’s 4 am and you can’t find your gin-and-tonic helmet and you’re starving, a Candwich is just about the most delicious damn thing you can get your hands on....