Yesterday, I brought you the more “professional” side of my interview with musician Travie McCoy . Buttt remember how we were, like, drinking for 30 straight minutes? Basically, a lot of hilarious sh*t went down during our time together, so much so that we were able to string together the funniest moments in the following “outtakes” reel. Whether you love us or hate us, do yourself a favor and watch this. Travie shows us... 

To be fair, we’re being a bit sh*tty about Angelina Jolie here, as she’s visiting Pakistan in an effort to help the millions of people devastated by the recent flooding there. But really, she couldn’t find a less Star Warsy burka? And, you know, not look like a 35 year old skeleton? I can’t even hate on this woman, though. Sith Lord it up, Ang! You still look ameezeeng. Continue about your business.  Read More →

Do you love boobies? Well prepare to be shocked by this CNN report. A teenager in California is facing possible suspension for wearing an “I Love Boobies” bracelet to school. The problem? Apparently that bracelet does something to help cure cancer. The folks behind the campaign, Keep-A-Breast.org , are aiming to target young teenagers, who up until this point have been busy typing “5318008″ in their calculators and flipping... 

While doing a casual perusal of recent red carpet photos, we happened upon some pictures from the Taste Of Beverly Hills Wine & Food Festival Opening Night. Sounds pretty boring, right? WRONG: Meet Carol Connors . This seemingly regular old lady with possibly the most fantastic purse I’ve ever seen is not just some random old billionairess about to leave her entire fortune to her three cats. Though I’m sure she is that as well.... 

If you’ve never heard of the band The Drums , good news: You can still get in to them now before they blow da f*ck up . This summer, they opened for Kings of Leon , and managed to remain bird-sh*t-in-the-mouth-free . This alone is a feat. The band has a brand new music video out for their haunting song “Down by the Water.” Catch it now before it is used in the next Julia Roberts and/or Joseph Gordon-Levitt trailer. (via the... 

Those of you wondering what we here at BWE.tv will be up to this Labor Day weekend, the NY Times has run a story of a homeless man who has pretty much nailed our exact plans: Calling the police from a hot tub and demanding some cocoa . You are really dumb, furreal: A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead. Beaverton police say... 

We’re six episodes into the second season of Jersey Shore and we’re STILL talking about this stupid note? As the late, great Aaliyah would say, “We need a resolution!” Sadly, most of the fireworks happened at the end of this episode — gotta love Sammi Sweetheart’s right cross! — but there were still a slew of notable moments in this episode, covering the gamut from Situation flirting with a tranny to... 

We’ve found the best dancer in the world! And imagine? He lives in Canby, Oregon. The best dancer in the world was spotted iat a local Oregonian tradition, “The Pink Glove Dance,” which helps raise money for free mammograms. And no one — we mean NO ONE — is more psyched about raising breast cancer awareness than the man spotted at 1:56. He is either the worst or unbelievably most amazing dancer we have ever seen. We... 

So many things come to mind when one sees Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley taking out the trash at a random Jersey dumpster. Like, is she disposing a body? Is she disposing Sammi ‘s body? Is she throwing out Angelina ‘s things? Or Angelina’s body? And why throw them away? Those look like perfectly good breast  Read More →

Celine Dion and her family posed for the cover of Canada’s famous weekly magazine 7 Jours . I love it. In fact, this might be my favorite Celine Dion Joint since her epic Larry King appearance a few years ago . What do we love about it? Here are 7 things: 1. Celine Dion is a goddess — this I believe we can all agree on — and as yet more proof, she sat for a magazine cover photo with no makeup on. And given that she is 11 months... 

Splash News Online has some sneaky photos of some of our most beloved Mad Men cast members shooting an upcoming episode of the series. Because we are ladies like that, we won’t give away any spoilers before the jump. Although, to be fair, there really aren’t ANY spoilers… just things… that are strange… and make very little sense. OK! First up, we’ve got Hamm being dressed by a Cesar Milan lookalike: I think... 

Do you know or are you yourself a gay man? First of all, hellewwww, we’d be like BFF. Second of all, put everything down, shut off all of your electronic appliances (except for your comp), draw the blinds, and LISTEN. Because we have actual video footage of Inception star and possible bi-ess-you-al ( bisexual ) Tom Hardy working out with his trainer. This  Read More →

Back in the early 1990s, Ireland was at the very forefront of white people rapping against rape. Take this soon to be classic, “Rap Against Rape,” as an example. It has everything you’d ever want in a rape rap: Irish people, back-up dancers, and an amazing hook singer. This is by far more effective than my former favorite anti-rape rap, “Things That Make You Go Rape.”  Read More →

On a day when innocent people were taken hostage , and President Obama sat with leaders to bring peace to the Middle East , and people who are not Santa are being found in chimneys , we bring you this: ORANGUTAN TIGER MOM!!! No story here, other than that the above animals are BEST FRIENDS 4VR in real life, and that we want to claw our eyes out because we will probably never know half the happiness these animals have found with each other. Did... 

Halloween is merely 2 months away, meaning now is as good a time as any to start figuring out what zany person or thing to dress up as. As for me? My costume has already been decided. I am dressing up as King Jaffe Joffer from Coming to America . And I don’t even need to take my velveteen lionhead shawl to the dry cleaner: Anyone figure out their costumes yet? I’m assuming Snooki will be this year’s “ Asian Girl from...