Lasagna sandwich! And YOU said it couldn’t be done! Wait, you didn’t say that? You’re actually positive it’s been done before, and aren’t in any way surprised this exists because it’s hardly one of the top one billion odd things on the internet? Geez. Way to rain on my lasagna sandwich parade, so the bread gets all soggy. Anyway, here’s the UK’s first mass-produced, portable lasagna sandwich :... 

Here’s the worst thing ever. I know I write that phrase often, but seriously, it’s this: A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum. Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him. Medics said... 

Nope. Not doing it. I have no opinion on it. You go wild, rest of internet. Let’s watch that video of the golden retriever puppies again! Hehehe…golden retriever puppies. Comedy GOLD! -EN RETRIEVERS!!!  Read More →

PHILADELPHIA — A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Phillies game… Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and his daughter after a companion was kicked out for unruly behavior. Ever have that feeling where you wake up suddenly in a panic, wondering if maybe this’ll be the day you go over to the internet... 

Egad, the legends are true – on April 12th, KFC officially releases their mythical sandwich with fried chicken in place of bread . Future ambulance-riders, meet the Double Down : That’s right — Bacon, cheese, and fatsauce between two fried chicken patties, with nary a piece of bread or anything green in sight to waste valuable food molecules on anything not instantly terrible for you. Finally, a way to reference Swingers and... 

FIIIIINNEEE… I’ll stop hating Peeps for one day, even though they’re tiny, covert black holes of taste masquerading as pets, just long enough to admire the winner of this year’s Washington Post Peeps Diorama contest , an “Up” homage called “Eep”: Wow. It’s such an accurate representation of Up, it even made me tear up then look over at the kids sitting next to me to make sure they weren’t... 

This one’s new to me: Oh, so now in Pennsylvania you can be arrested for EXTREME HEROISM? Damn Puritans.  Read More →

Tired of all those affordable, completely acceptable hotels with their reasonable amenities like “color television” and “bathrooms” and “not being designed to eerily replicate a Cold War Era bunker”? Then you’re in luck, person with ridiculous tastes in things! The Null Stern Hotel — the world’s first certified Zero Star hotel literally built in a Cold War bunker in Switzerland — is... 

Sometimes people spend their whole life looking for that special someone only to find they’ve been sleeping with it every night. And it’s a pillow. According to the UK Metro , a Korean man named Lee Jin-gyu experienced just that. It’s age-old story of boy meets pillow, boy falls in love with pillow, boy enters an eternal union in the eyes of his creator with pillow, and then boy becomes laughing stock of planet. Before you... 

We get some fun global emails here at MTV Networks. Some are just funny in their complete lack of irony , while others, like this one that we received today, are just literally pornographic and would get anyone instantly fired at 99.9% of jobs that exist: Subject: FW: Ron Jeremy Porn Hello everyoneeeee. By any chance do any of you have ANY porn featuring the one and only …  Read More →

A woman in Massachusetts recently closed on a new house, only to find out two days later that the previous owner committed suicide inside the house , a detail which the realtor — one Lionel Hutz — conveniently failed to mention. Note the similarities between this real-life deal and the plot of the Simpsons’ “Realty Bites” episode (I assume the price on the house had been “slashed, repeatedly!”): * Friday,... 

Attention successfully gotten, newspaper! Congrats. Aaaaand it gets way better : Kinman Chan, of San Francisco, was flying from Philadelphia to San Francisco aboard a US Airways flight, when he began acting strangely. At first, he was waving, smiling and making odd gestures to a flight crew member, according to a criminal complaint. Then, he went to the restroom on the plane shortly after takeoff and began to scream. When another crew member... 

Prior to like, 1900, this guy would’ve been hanged for treason. Or at least beaten to death with the bible for some reason. Also, the dude may or may not secretly be Michael Lohan : Dude, there’s easier ways to get on the internet than by constructing a giant, intricate Queen Elizabeth portrait out of jellybeans. For one, you could just write random dumb jokes about people who construct Queen Elizabeth portraits out of jellybeans.... 

In an uncharacteristic stab for publicity, the ordinarily low-profile and level-headed PETA is now demanding that the town of Punxsutawney, PA replace its famous Groundhog Day groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, with a robot alternative . At least two parts of this request make no sense: 1) William Deeley , president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club (best title ever), gives the obvious response, that the animal is “being...