May 20th, 2010
Here’s Octomom Nadya Suleman standing next to a sign that says “Don’t let your dog or cat become an Octomom”? Hmm… The joke seems too easy. Like, way too easy. WAIIIIT A MINUTE… IT’S A TRAP!!! THEY WANT US TO MAKE THE JOKE!!!! Run!!!!!!!! It’s too late for me I already posted it but avert your eyes and you might still have a chance!!!! GO!!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!  Read More →
January 27th, 2010
In an uncharacteristic stab for publicity, the ordinarily low-profile and level-headed PETA is now demanding that the town of Punxsutawney, PA replace its famous Groundhog Day groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, with a robot alternative . At least two parts of this request make no sense: 1) William Deeley , president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club (best title ever), gives the obvious response, that the animal is “being... 
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