By now, we’ve all seen Inception , the summer’s biggest mindf*ck movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the master of the human subconscious. And most of us seemed to understand it. But what of the children? Why should they be denied the most intriguing, mind-bending, confusing adventure in cinematic history? Well good news, Kids!! Now, both you and your parents can enjoy Inception together, with this: Inception for Kidz , a movie the... 

Because I certainly don’t! After all, I’m still working with a therapist in an attempt to get over seeing Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand getting it on during the insipid 2004 sequel, Meet The Fockers . Sadly, it looks as if I have to schedule more sessions with Dr. Melfi later this year when Little Fockers invades multiplexes just in time to ruin Christmas. From the looks of this trailer, viewers can expect more painfully awkward... 

Here’s the trailer for The Adjustment Bureau a new non-Bourne movie where Matt Damon loves Emily Blunt and that pisses off John Slattery and his destiny goons. That sentence was how they pitched the movie, actually. But instead of “Here’s the trailer for…” they said “This talkie’s gonna be HOT, kid, ya hear?”, as all movie pitches begin. We’ve all seen enough Mad Men to know that challenging... 

Nothing can prepare you for the last fifteen seconds of the Marmaduke trailer. You think you know, but you have no idea. I… eh fp w, wf ff f f whaaa ?? No wwhyy the the thing. … dancee… ehhhsh hsu   . . …&2l  Read More →

The new trailer for The Runaways , the new rockudrama about The Joan Jett & The Jetsons (note: fact check this) starring Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart , premiered today. Hopefully this inspires a whole new generation of girls to start some new hard-living lady rock bands, because quite frankly, my Veruca Salt CD is wearing pretty thin. Also, I’m pretty sure Dakota Fanning doesn’t age like a regular human. I can’t tell...